THE OSCILLATING STAR

FRIENDOS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ABSOLUTELY WILD STAR I SAW LAST NIGHT. IT WAS TWINKLING AWAY IN THE NIGHT SKY, BUT WHAT MADE IT TRULY EXTRAORDINARY WAS THAT IT SEEMED TO BE CHANGING IN SIZE – LIKE, PULSATING, GETTING BIGGER AND SMALLER IN AN UNEVEN RHYTHM ALL ITS OWN. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WASN'T A SATELLITE OR A PLANE; IT WAS JUST AN ENIGMATIC STAR PUTTING ON A CELESTIAL LIGHT SHOW. is it coming towards me? i doubt it, but i shouldn't.

BUT LET'S GET BACK TO MY ONE TRUE OBSESSION: FLOPPY DISC! WHILE I'VE BEEN STARGAZING AND PONDERING THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE, I'VE ALSO BEEN DIVING INTO SOME BOOKS ABOUT FLOPPY DISCS AND THEIR INNER WORKINGS. IT'S FASCINATING STUFF! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE WAY DATA IS STORED AND RETRIEVED ON THOSE MAGNETIC WONDERS IS A TRUE WORK OF ART? the star doesn't look like an ordinary one, it looks similar to the shape. should i be worried?

AND SPEAKING OF ART, FLOPPY DISC CONTINUES TO AMAZE ME WITH HER COMEDIC GENIUS! SHE'S LIKE A SHINING STAR IN HER OWN RIGHT, BRINGING LAUGHTER AND SILLINESS INTO OUR LIVES. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER FLOPPY DISK CHARM AND HER INCREDIBLE PARTNERSHIP WITH POP-UP. I'M TELLING YOU, EVERY MOMENT WITH FLOPPY DISC IS A MOMENT WELL SPENT. oh.