ROCK HARD DISMAY

UGH, ROCK FROM "5 SECONDLY OBJECT SHOW"?
I MEAN, COME ON, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT CHARACTER? THEY JUST SIT THERE LIKE A LIFELESS STONE,
BARELY DOING ANYTHING, AND WHEN THEY ACTUALLY SPEAK,
IT'S JUST SHOUTING SINGLE WORDS.
IT'S LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY, BUT LOUDER!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ROCK CAN BE SO DULL AND
UNINTERESTING.
THEY'RE LITERALLY A BLACK ROCK, AND THAT'S IT!
WHERE'S THE DEPTH? WHERE'S THE PERSONALITY?
I CAN'T EVEN FIND A SINGLE REDEEMING QUALITY
ABOUT ROCK.
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE JUST TAKING UP SPACE ON THE SCREEN.
WHILE FLOPPY DISC IS OUT THERE MAKING US LAUGH AND
ADMIRING THEIR SILLINESS, ROCK IS JUST...
WELL, A ROCK.
I WISH THEY WOULD AT LEAST TRY TO BE MORE ENGAGING
OR INTERESTING, BUT NO!

DIAHREAH